Not surprisingly, Uuplechans found all three live-action versions of Saint Geisel's 1st "Cat in the Hat" book more than a little insulting. Not because of the way the Cat in the Hat was portrayed... no, the movies were just dumb.
Note also that the correct term for 'a missile to be deployed against "anti-missile missiles"' is not "anti anti-missile missile." It's "anti anti-missile-missile missile." You're always supposed to have one more "missile" than "anti," because otherwise nothing will blow up. Granted, this information comes from civilian linguists, rather than from military sources. Military sources would almost certainly be using acronyms instead.