KEVYN: Thurl, have you ever played the stock exchange?
THURL: A little. I know the part about "buy low, sell high."
KEVYN: Good. I'm going to give you some seed money, and you're going to grow it by six orders of magnitude.
THURL: I also know the part about "There's no such thing as a free lunch."
KEVYN: You'll start by sorting this list of transaction tables, and identifying the stocks that are about to move the fastest.
THURL: And I think I've heard that "past results are no indication of future performance."
KEVYN: That would apply if I were giving you results from our past.