NARRATOR: Deploying on Bacchus...
CHELLE: Temperature on the surface is a toasty forty degrees Kelvin, so keep your heaters running.
We're floating some skylights for you. The only other light out there is the twinkle from deep space.
Bacchus has a deep, one-point-six gee gravity well, so watch your step.
Any questions?
SCHLOCK: Can I get a hot Ovalkwik dispenser in this thing?
OHNDO: I like our Sergeant already.