Thus, within a statistical sample of the two people physically closest to me at work, not reading Schlock Mercenary is an indicator of success.
It gets worse. The wild-and-crazy product manager who inspired the "Reverend Theo Fobius" character confessed to me that he has not read Schlock Mercenary in six months. This means he has lots of catching up to do. Oh, and he was just promoted to Director of Product Management. Stop reading Schlock, succeed at Novell...
(You know what would be really funny? It would be really funny if there was another re-organization, and Howard the Product Manager ended up reporting directly to [I won't mention his name, so let's pretend it's Ted] this newly promoted director. I'd have to either kill off the Reverend, or promote him to Captain or something.)
Let's turn this around: once upon a time, Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, was approached by his boss at his day job and was told "don't put a character in your strip that makes fun of me." Adams did so, and within a year had left his day job, and was working full-time as a cartoonist where he made more than my neighbor the VP, my neighbor the Schlock-shirt-fan, my friend not-Ted the Director, and me put together.
Here's hoping that kind of thing happens to me. Being filthy rich is nice, because when you're filthy poor you can't afford hot showers often. Besides, I think Dilbert is funny.