A rather big, hairy, non-cute 8, mind you.
So, what do you want for my birthday? How about more uninterrupted Schlock? I hope you're happy with your gift. I really couldn't think of anything else.
Should you feel so inclined to do something for me, I don't ask for much. Just tell a friend of yours about Schlock Mercenary. If you're feeling really generous, tell two friends. Thanks!