General Tagon: Report, Shodan!
Shodan: The Captain is aboard. Everybody who's coming is here.
General Tagon: Deserters?
Shodan: It happens. Eight this time. They might avoid a sweep if they pitch their gear.
General Tagon: Does the company have a policy on this?
Shodan: Not when they're out of reach, no.
General Tagon: I'm considering transmitting their personnel files to the enemy.
Thurl: And see, now I can pretend you're Captain Tagon.