Narrator:: Aboard the flagship Colonel Pranger
CeePee: Sir, their A.I. just sent me some very interesting reading.
Banger: Whatever it is, CeePee, they're bluffing.
CeePee: Actually, no, it checks out. Apparently the galaxy is doomed to annihilation within weeks, and these guys have a plan to save us all.
Banger: Really? Did the A.I. send us a copy of this "plan?"
CeePee: He did. He invited us to help them, but in the event we decided not to, he hoped we would at least forward this information to those who could use it.
Banger: Well. . . Okay then.
Banger: Continue the attack. Once they're dead, we'll worry about finding a way to get paid for saving the galaxy.
CeePee: You'll forgive me if I enjoy this operation a little less than I originally planned to.