Kevyn: We only get one shot at this. We might not be able to save Captain Tagon, but at least we can still save the galaxy.
Kevyn: The first step is convincing Ennesby and Petey that we've come back in time.
Schlock: You can't just say "hi, we came back in time"?
Kevyn: Do you have any idea how many time travel hoaxes there have been in just the last twenty years?
Schlock: But we're real time travelers.
Kevyn: That's not quite up to the convincing standard you set with "I was drunk at the time."