Kevyn: Thurl, have you ever played the stock exchange?
Thurl: A little. I know the part about "buy low, sell high."
Kevyn: Good. I'm going to give you some seed money, and you're going to grow it by six orders of magnitude.
Thurl: I also know the part about "there's no such thing as a free lunch."
Kevyn: You'll start by sorting this list of transaction tables, and identifying the stocks that are about to move the fastest.
Thurl: And I think I've heard that "past results are no indication of future performance."
Kevyn: That would apply if I were giving you results from our past.