Kevyn: Thurl, how much money do we have?
Thurl: As of twenty minutes ago? None.
Kevyn: AAAAUGH! What's the matter?!? What did you do??
Thurl: Sir, that's the stock market for you. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...
Thurl: And sometimes you have no "money" because it's all tied up in a massively diversified portfolio of stocks and funds which have a paper value of a few hundred million.
Kevyn: Earmark some of that "paper value" for "flogging equipment," would you please?