Saturday, June 4, 2005

Transcript for Saturday, June 4, 2005
Narrator: Kevyn's right epaulet is also a miracle of nano-engineering.
Tagon: It's armed. . . RUN!
Colonel Pranger: What's in it?
Narrator: It uses the same antimatter matrix technology found in his tank-killer epaulet, but it does not waste any space on gravitic pulse generation.
Tagon: Everybody down this shaft. We need to get deep, fast.
Colonel Pranger: You make it sound like he was wearing a nuke.
Narrator: There are 320 milligrams of ionized anti-helium embedded in the matrix of charged Fullerene nanobottles.
Tagon: If only. I think it's an antimatter bomb on a a timer. I just hope we can get down deep enou-
SFX: B O O M
Narrator: That's 13.75 kilotons of "BOOM." Stand back.


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