Detective Fitzsimmons: In addition, we will show that the defendants or their agents did endeavor to traffic in unlicensed body modifications, contrary to U.N.S. regulations of same.
Petey: An excellent opening statement. Are you sure you're a detective, and not an attorney?
Detective Fitzsimmons: I get called in to testify from time to time.
Detective Fitzsimmons: . . .aaand I watch a lot of Court TV.