Colonel DeHaans: Hello, Doctor Bunnigus. I am Colonel DeHaans.
Doctor Bunnigus: I am delighted to make your acquaintance, Colonel.
Colonel DeHaans: And why, pray tell, are you delighted? You've correctly discerned the nature of my responsibilities here. You asked for a torturer with a taste for a challenge.
Doctor Bunnigus: I want to make a deal. I have something you want.
Colonel DeHaans: How is that a challenge? I get what I want all the time, and never to make deals. Now. . . shall we begin?
Doctor Bunnigus: Oooh. Maybe I got the wrong guy.