Tuesday February 5, 2002
Narrator:Aboard the post-dated check loan
Tagon:Your plan sounds solid to me, Kevyn.
Tagon:Petey, how quickly can you get me fifty gausspistols, and fifty thousand flechette rounds?
Petey:Instantly. I have them in stock. But who are we running guns to, if I may be so bold as to ask?
Tagon:There's a small army of amorphs down there just begging to be allowed to help us acquire eye trees.
Petey:Captain, if they are even half so enthusiastic about firearms as sergeant Schlock is...
Tagon:...I'm betting they go through all fifty thousand rounds in two minutes.