General, the Sergeant here was severely injured in action, and is now getting reacquainted with his own physiology.
He can't be held accountable for ending up high, since he had no idea what these over-the-bar substances would do to him.
Okay, you're off the hook this time. What have you learned, Sergeant?
Stay off of the light fixtures?
Why don't I just sit him down for a little chemistry lesson?
Okay, I'm done here.