Friday July 7, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part VI: Long Arm of the Law


Captain Tagon: You told them all that? What were you thinking, Sergeant?
Schlock: I'm sorry, I was just trying to help.
Captain Tagon: I don't see how the grunts are going to be able to help with our legal problems.
Schlock: Ebby has this sweet plan for taking all the politicos hostage, and then running to Ghanj-rho to become pirates.
Captain Tagon: Tell him no.