Thursday November 30, 2006
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick
Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...

Transcript

Narrator:The nanomachines in Kevyn's body know that he will heal faster if he sets the broken bones himself.
Kevyn:"Step one: Pull hand while lowering elbow"
Narrator:They have suborned subdermal capillaries in order to print instructions right on his arm.
Kevyn:"Step two: Slide bone splinter 'A' back inside slot 'B'"
Kevyn:Uhh.
SFX:SQUIKCH
Kevyn:GYAAA! Owowow!
Kevyn:"Step three: Press here for more painkillers."
Narrator:Their bedside manner is actually pretty good.