NARRATOR: Security Chief Schlock of Barsoom Circus, who is really Sergeant Schlock of Tagon's Toughs, is not widely regarded as thoughtful.
Sorting out who is who, and who is likely to betray whom... he needs time to puzzle that out.
But the vehicle he just forced his way aboard smells of an explosive he has smelled before...
NARRATOR: He is not going to level accusations, nor pause to say goodbye. He is just going to pull the trigger.
SFX: THOOOOM
NARRATOR: While screaming.