BREYA: Captain Landon, that gun of yours has crossed the sapience threshold, so the law prevents us from simply turning it off.
It does not want to be separated from you, and I gather that you have taken a similar shining to it.
LANDON: I do like having a proper weapon.
BREYA: Yes, well... your current posting is in the middle of a big gun-free zone.
LANDON: So you're banishing me?
BREYA: There's also the image issue arising from the fact that you ate four people.
LANDON: That's fair.
SCHLOCK: I missed something wonderful.