SCHLOCK: This gun is mine now. Tell them I'll buy them a new one.
EBBY: Buy yourself a new one.
SCHLOCK: I took it during combat. It's a trophy.
EBBY: It's not a trophy. It's a low-numbered, collectible signature edition belonging to someone else.
SCHLOCK: Oooh! Show me where the...
SFX: THWIIP
SCHLOCK: Okay, that was pretty sneaky.
EBBY: So sneaky it deserves a trophy.