Narrator: With all parties currently aboard the mercenary ship Serial Peacemaker neutralized by the powerful gravitics of the U.N.S. battleplate Tunguska, it's time for more boarding.
Xinchub: How convenient. You're all in one place, and from the looks of these bulkheads, you've been shooting at each other.
Xinchub: Rule 34, everybody: "If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun."
Xinchub: M-five and M-six, our package is right there. Secure Admiral Breya Andreyasn and wait by the lock.
Xinchub: M-three, go with Colonel Ceeta and collect the other Andreyasn. Hurry. We don't have much time.
Tagon: Hey, what do you want with Kevyn?!? And what's your hurry? Out in the middle of nowhere like this we expected you to gloat for hours.
Xinchub: This is a crime scene, Captain Tagon. U.N.S. marines tried to steal a ship out from under dangerous mercenaries.
Xinchub: You'll be among the first to know that they were all killed in the resulting firefight.
Tagon: We're done fighting. You can't have your goons shoot us and make it look like we did it ourselves.
Xinchub: You haven't been introduced to "Gus." He's the A.I. for the Tunguska, and he's got a mean streak.
Xinchub: Gus, does our story play correctly if Tagon kills Jaksmouth?
Gus: It fits, General. Right now?
Xinchub: Make it look good, Gus.
SFX: BLAM
Tagon: Not five minutes ago I wanted to do that. How is it possible for you to suck the fun out of everything!?
Xinchub: I'm an authority figure. That ability came with my job.