Friday January 30, 2004
Pibald:Commander Andreyasn, Sir! The Lieutenant said you were looking for medical experience.
Kevyn:Do you have some, Corporal Pibald?
Pibald:Sir, yes Sir! Lots, Sir! I can perform a brain transplant with nothing but safety scissors and a drinking straw.
Kevyn:Pi, you haven't taken your medication today, have you?
Pibald:Lieutenant Shodan says that my megalomania gives our platoon an edge in combat, Sir.
Kevyn:Fine. But you won't be performing any brain transplants.