Sunday, November 11, 2007



Note: Eight hundred and thirty years (and hundreds of mergers and aquisitions) after the "Dungeons & Dragons" property was aquired by Wizards of the Coast, Nectaris Nanotech acquired Crystal Coveyou, and the two companies ushered in the Third Age of Fantasy Role-Playing Games.

"Dungeons & Dragons" 16th Edition was made so simple and accessible that anybody could play it without source books, pencils or paper, character sheets, or even much imagination. All that was required was a set of dice.

They were, of course, very expensive dice.


Transcript for Sunday, November 11, 2007
Narrator: Conference Room Two aboard the Touch-And-Go.
Captain Tagon: Welcome to the "Thinking Room," everybody. You're here because you're the smartest people on board.
Captain Tagon: Kevyn, you created the Teraport, and re-invented Galactic War.
Captain Tagon: Vog, you're about a Zillion years old. What you don't know can probably be written on the back of your hand.
Captain Tagon: Massey, you've still got a Partnership Collective implant. Their law library is your shipping boy.

Doc, you've examined the most advanced medical technology in the Galaxy.

Elf, you faked your way into this company pretending to be a boy, then earned the right to lead men. Oh and that armor you designed is pretty cool.

Now. . . Start with the thinking, people. I want results by lunch-time.
Massey: Umm. . . With all due respect, Captain, are you going to listen, or are you going to try and contribute?
Captain Tagon: I'm here to supervise.
Captain Tagon: Put this much brainpower all in one place with no oversight, you'll either get an explosion, or a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Elf: None of us have any dice, sir.
Captain Tagon: You can see why it's so important that I stay.



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