Sunday October 28, 2007
Narrator:Medibay Two, aboard the warship Touch-And-Go. . . The astute reader may find significance in the absence of any rhyming here.
Narrator:On a completely unrelated note, portions of the containment system were designed by a man from Nantucket.
Schlock:Something's happening. Do you hear that?
Narrator:He did not keep his cash in a bucket, nor did he have a daughter named Nan. He also never intended his anti-nanotic film to be subjected to nanobots with tiny plasma weapons.
SFX:F Z Z Z S H
Doctor Bunnigus:Yaaaieee! Open fire!
TAG:I'm sorry, Sergeant. I can't let you do that.