Captain Tagon: Dad, this isn't underwear, it's very functional.
General Tagon: And it's embarrassing. That's why the U.N.S. and the C.D.F. use it.
General Tagon: They break you down in basic, and build you back up stronger, but that uniform's a reminder that you still can't hide anything.
General Tagon: Happy forth-ninth. You aren't going to look good in carbonan crotch-huggers forever, you know.
Captain Tagon: Did you call just to remind me that I'm getting old?
General Tagon: Old and childless! We both need a legacy, and you need new pants.