Saturday November 1, 2008

Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part III: Schlocktoberfest 2008 - A Wrinkle in Time


Narrator:Aboard the mercenary warship Touch-And-Go the most powerful man in the Credomar system wallows in self pity. . .
Captain Tagon:I have got to snap out of this and get back to work.
Captain Tagon:When did age catch up with me? When did I turn into a childless version of my father?
Captain Tagon:When did virility turn into senility?
Para Ventura:Wow. Crispy new duds, Captain. You're going to have to put up a fence, and maybe get a stick.
Captain Tagon:Is that a "you kids get off of my lawn" joke?
Para Ventura:It means I think you look awesome, and if you dress like that all the time the girls are going to hit on you so hard you'll have to put up a fence to keep yourself safe.
Narrator:Aaand snap.