Captain Tagon: I cannot believe the arrogance of that old man!
Captain Tagon: "By your age I was a Colonel! What're you doing wrong, boy?"
Captain Tagon: Gee, Dad. When you were my age there was a war on, and half of the High Command got nuked from orbit.
Captain Tagon: Captain should be fine! I'm out of the infantry. I own this ship! I run this company!
Thurl: You could give yourself a promotion. You know, as a birthday present?
Ennesby: Happy forty-ninth, sir! I hear fifty is the new sixteen.