Dating for the Dead

So... you're dead, you're horribly alone, and all you've got is your PC and an Internet connection? No problem! Head over to, where you can meet other single ghosts, including many diaphanous hunks and hotties struck down in their primes. Whether you're merely seeking somebody to rattle chains with, or hoping to jointly haunt a house with moans at all hours of the night, Ghost Singles is the site for you.

Word to the living: GET OUT. 

(Okay, seriously? My brother Randy put this site together, and it's perfect for getting you into the mood Hallowe'en. The chat room is my favorite bit. Yes, you'll need Flash and maybe Javascript enabled for everything to work, but it's nothing insidious. The ghosts just want to be able to follow you home...)