December 01, 2000

Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells," I offer you this mercenary Christmas message...
Dashing through the snow
with winter-combat kit
O'er the fields we go
trying hard not to get hit!

Warning klaxons ring
muzzles flash so bright
what a shiny glorious thing
is a winter fire-fight!

Unleash Hells!
Cordite smells!
Enemies blown away!
Oh what fun it is to live
to see another day, HEY!

Jangling bells
incoming shells!
You know what they say...
He who fights and runs away
lives to fight another day!

I hope that gets you in the Christmas spirit. Try singing it out loud, and imagine yourself repelling invading aliens while wearing power armor in deep, alpine snowdrifts. With holly!