February 28, 2001

Today is about as close as I can get to having a birthday this year, what with there being no February 29th and all. For taxation, census, and old-age purposes I'm turning 33, but there are always kidders out there who'll tell me I'm only 8.

A rather big, hairy, non-cute 8, mind you.

So, what do you want for my birthday? How about more uninterrupted Schlock? I hope you're happy with your gift. I really couldn't think of anything else.

Should you feel so inclined to do something for me, I don't ask for much. Just tell a friend of yours about Schlock Mercenary. If you're feeling really generous, tell two friends. Thanks!