Fortunately, it's a nice couch.
The good news is that through all of this I've managed to continue exercising and eating right, and have lost 8 pounds. I'm pretty sure they're NOT in the couch crack. Oh, and the buffer stands at 23 as of this writing, so we're good on BLAM-related goodness through mid-July. That reminds me... we begin Part III of our tale of the Teraport Wars today. This can be taken as a reasonably accurate indicator that the BLAM-related goodness so many of you have been begging for is on its way.