New Merchandise Coming!

We have new merchandise on the way, but I'm not telling you what it is yet. I shall instead taunt you with with these clues (until I can find the camera cable, that is...) 1) We've never done these before. 2) They're made with LASERS. 3) You'll want all eight. You may feel free to post your guesses, but it's no fair thinking up stuff that's cooler than what we're actually providing.