New Site!

Welcome to the new Schlock Mercenary website. We've been using this as a mirror for a while, but as of March 2nd, 2016, this is the real deal. Domain name servers have been told that "" resolves to, instead of the old address of

A few notes:

  • Use your keyboard's left and right arrow keys to navigate the comic
  • "Next" and "Previous" will appear above the comic. Now they won't move while you browse the archive
  • The RSS feed has moved to here.
  • The white space is, in point of fact, deliberate. 
  • Comments are not enabled

The site was built by Gary Henson on Cactuslab's Supermodel content management system. There are some features and site tweaks still in the works, but we are not looking for suggestions. That ship has long since sailed into the night without running lights, and out on the dark seas it was eaten by an Abyssal Grue.

Of late the grue has been not-seen secreting precious Feature Pearls in the sand, which we gather in the safety of the morning's light. Somewhere on that beach we lost track of the metaphor, and even if we find it again it'll be covered in sand, but hey, pearls!

If something is actually broken, please email We've fixed several things in the last 24 hours, and will certainly be fixing more things in the future.