The Best Write-Up on Vista Yet

Chalain (his friends call him "Dave") writes over at about waking up next to a strange yet beautiful woman one morning.
She gets out of bed and stretches, perfect curves sliding under silky lingerie and momentarily making me forget about breakfast, meatloaf, and whoever it was I was married to before last night. She seems to know this, and smiles at me again, but apparently she's serious about making breakfast. She turns and strides confidently from the room. As she does, I see for the first time the large Microsoft logo splayed across her back. My stomach lurches as I suddenly remember everything. Windows Vista. I bought a new computer yesterday... and it came with Windows Vista.
You need to read the whole thing.