It took a little doing, but with the help of tireless legions of fans and a couple of overworked programmers, there are now transcripts online for all but the last nine months of Schlock Mercenary. The transcripts appear in a block at the bottom of each archive page, and are formatted in Courier for that "screenplay" look (we stopped short of double-spacing, and no, we didn't enter any blocking instructions). The result is that shortly our friend Google will index the text of each of these pages, and you'll be able to find the exact strip where Ennesby worries about going insane, or where Breya decides not to get any stupid on her fist. And as a happy side-effect, we may begin seeing some more interesting Google Ads.