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Schlock:Ummm... commander? I don't think my team is going to do you any good if you get attacked by something that kills warships.
Kevyn:What's the matter, sergeant? Are you worried that this security detail will get you killed, while simultaneously depriving you of the glorious opportunity to take at least one enemy soldier with you?
Schlock:No. That's just silly. I mean, that's... umm...
Schlock:... actually, what I meant to say was 'yes.' That about sums it up.
Kevyn:Don't worry, I'm just checking their notes. I haven't started doing anything dangerous yet.