Monday October 20, 2003
Book 4: The Blackness Between
Part III: Trouble in the Outjack


Der Trihs:We've reached ground zero. Elf, assist captain Kerchak with the search.
Elf:What exactly are we looking for?
Kerchak:Signs of heavy weapons.
Elf:You mean besides the grease stains down there?
Kerchak:Those grease stains used to be soldiers of mine, lieutenant.
Elf:Sorry. Attempting extraction of foot from mouth now.
Kerchak:Your word choice is NOT amusing.
Elf:Oops. My bad.