Tuesday March 30, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part I: Hand to Mouth

Transcript

Tagon:Hello, Duke Bennininn... ini?
Benninyninji:It's pronounced Benninyninji.
Tagon:Okay... Duke, we're ready to teraport in, but Yoming's anti-port systems will put us about a light-hour out.
Benninyninji:So you'll be here in an hour?
Tagon:No, a light-hour. That's distance not, time.
Benninyninji:I don't care about distance. I'm in a hurry.
Tagon:The universe cares about distance.
Benninyninji:Well, the universe isn't paying you. I am.
Ennesby:I never thought I'd meet someone who actually believes that money makes the world go 'round.