If you were reading this in print, you'd be all up like "man, I gotta go out and buy the next one to see what happens," 'cause Schlock in print will totally be like crack, yo.
Here on the Internet, you'll just tune in tomorrow for the beginning of ...
Mad Science Means Never Having To Say
"What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen?"
You might even tune in right at update time (around midnight, maybe midnight-thirty Eastern Time) clicking refresh over and over, waiting for the new strip to come up, 'cause Schlock on the web is totally like crack, yo.