Hang on... Something doesn't fit here. Did you get "salvaged" by the Sceptre of Unrelenting Pain when you were in the minitank?
And then what?
And then I took control, marooned the crew, cranked out some hardware with the Fabbers, and blew it up to cover my tracks.
Do you expect us to believe that you took control of a Tausennigan Ob'enn Thunderhead Superfortress using nothing more than a minitank?
I didn't say it was easy.