Tuesday December 21, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


Reverend Theo: This courtyard is perfect for the funeral, Captain. The congregation will face the beach, which many cultures use to represent the passage into eternity.
Reverend Theo: The trees around the border will offer us a cloistered, private feeling, and the hotel behind us will serve as a windbreak, keeping things peaceful.
Kevyn: It sounds good to me.
Reverend Theo: Like I said, it's perfect.
Banger Grunt II: This I perfect. From the Noni Room we can fire unobstructed into the courtyard below, and we have a straight 30-meter run to the parking lot for our escape.
Narrator: Oh yeah. Perfect.