Thursday December 30, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist
Part III: Life's a Beach


Narrator:Inside the Noni-Vomi-Tori Ballroom.
Banger Grunt I:All targets down, sir.
Banger Leader:Why were there Ob'enn in here?
Banger Grunt I:This was a spy rig. They slagged it.
Banger Leader:Plan B is a bust. The courtyard is empty.
Banger Grunt I:Do you think they'll go ahead with the service? Should we wait here?
Banger Leader:Let's see, we blew out a window with plasma, launched a smouldering corpse into the front row of chairs, and two trees outside are still burning.
Banger Grunt I:So. . . no?