Sunday November 13, 2005

Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness

Transcript

Narrator:Aboard the as-yet-unnamed mercenary warship belonging to Captain Tagon and company.
Captain Tagon:YOU! Robot!
Daysun Tingo 'Bot:Err. . . how can I help you sir?
Captain Tagon:It's time for me to renegotiate your contract.
Daysun Tingo 'Bot:I'm sorry, has our work been. . .
Daysun Tingo 'Bot:Un. . . Un. . . ulp. . . Unsatisfactory?
Captain Tagon:No. It's been un-trustworthy.
Captain Tagon:You accepted a bribe from the ship's former owner, and then you lied to me, painted me in mud, and made me look foolish in front of my crew.
Daysun Tingo 'Bot:You didn't look foolish, sir. You looked quite svelte.
SFX:BLAM
Captain Tagon:Somebody find me another Daysun-Tingo Robot. This one's defective.