Saturday December 3, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Elf: Sergeant, would you mind repeating that? Go ahead and start back at the beginning.
Schlock: Umm. . . err. . . Repeating what?
Elf: Whatever it was you were just now talking to Legs about.
Schlock: Oh. About the. . . umm. . . Ovalkwik?
Elf: No, the story about me kissing the Captain.
Schlock: Err. . . hmm. . . right.