Friday August 11, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part VI: Long Arm of the Law


Ambassador Breya:Petey, if you need help fighting a war on our behalf, you should ask for it.
Petey:A volunteer military would work, yes.
Petey:But your resources are finite. How much help would you provide?
Petey:And who would then protect you from the militaries of those who do not volunteer to help?
Petey:By drafting the most problematic aggressors first, I solve two problems at once.
Ambassador Breya:You're turning Andromeda into a giant space-Australia.
Petey:Australia turned out okay, right?
Colonel Kerchak:Hah! I just realized how much you look like a koala.