Wednesday August 8, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part II: Royal Flush


Narrator: Sub-basement 'C'. . .
Elf: I'm Commander Foxworthy, where's the body?
Yomingan Guard: So you're the security consultants.
Elf: Please. We're mercenaries.
Yomingan Guard: The news said security consultants.
Elf: Well. . . that might describe what we're doing, but it's not what we are.