Friday 10 August 2007

Yomingan Guard: Why do you need to see the body?

Elf: Don't be ridiculous.

Elf: We can watch that casket all day, but we're not guarding the body unless we know the body is in the casket.

Elf: The shell game is the oldest con in the galaxy. The mark watches the shells, but the bean under the shells gets swapped out.

Elf: In order to steal the body, the first trick is to convince everyone that it's still in the casket.

Elf: At least that's how I'd do it.

Schlock: I thought your plan was the smash-and-grab.