Welcome back, Ensign. It looks like it really did get hot out there.
Ummm. . . Hi, Commander, I thought you were off shift?
I was. You woke me up.
I brought her in as soft as a first kiss, sir. There's no way you heard me land. Not even if you were sleeping right here in the bay.
My bedside alarm goes off anytime the word "antimatter" is used on the ship's comms.