Sunday November 13, 2011
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part I: Read

Transcript

TITLE: BOOK 13: RANDOM ACCESS MEMORABILIA

An artifact the size of a planet, and an identity crisis the size of an entire nation...

Alien frog-thing: HRRBLT.

SFX: THOOOM!

Alien frog-thing: HRRBLT.

SCHLOCK: That's not how I remember it, Commander.

KEVYN: Who's telling this story, Sergeant?

SCHLOCK: Oooh!  I know this one!  "A mind-control test subject who hasn't yet had his head reexamined!"

KEVYN: The correct answer was "My commanding officer, sir."

SCHLOCK: Okay, but the story is worth more free drinks my way.  Sir.