GUS: We call this world Oisri. It means "oyster" in an ancient Earth language.
TAGON: Interesting. What makes you think there's a pearl in the middle of this one?
GUS: Oisri is the size of Earth's moon, but it has roughly 1.2 times the mass of Earth.
GUS: Do you have any idea what that means?
Sign: "SECURITY
SCHLOCK: Bath tub!
TAGON: It means I hope there isn't a black hole down there, because your scientists will probably dig it up and then it will eat us.